Guilty
- Me: Mom, have you ever smoked weed?
- Mom: -disapproving face-
- Me: Are you lying?
- Mom: -smiles-
It's in the genes
- Me: Mom, doesn't bitch run in the family?
- Mom: Mmm... -walks away-
See girls like that can get cute boys - why can’t you get cute boys, Issy?!
—Mother
Mom loves the boyfriends I've had
- Mom: I will invite them to the mountains!
- Me: Haha - you know that's how me & you know who started
- Mom: NOO EW X MARKS THE SPOT HE'S AN EX NOW NO UGLY, ALL YOUR BOYFRIENDS ARE UGLY
Is he the love of your life? EWWW! Exchange boyfriends now.
—Mother
Like Mother Like Daughter (LMLD): Coffee
Me: You know when I drink coffee and pee, my pee smells like coffee.
Mom: Well yeah, me too.
